When I die and stand infront of God.. I'll be bombarded with this question : "Why did you have to lie so many times?"
a) "Because you never eat vegetables, that's why the mosquitoes bite you."
b) "You must eat more vegetables, then you can grow taller faster."
c) "Because that che-che touch her koko-pok (her private part)/ backside and never wash her hands before she had her meal, that's why she vomitted."
d) "Because you don't eat so many things, then mei-mei will grow bigger than you and beat you."
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And many 'becauses' from the liar mummy.
a) "Because you never eat vegetables, that's why the mosquitoes bite you."
b) "You must eat more vegetables, then you can grow taller faster."
c) "Because that che-che touch her koko-pok (her private part)/ backside and never wash her hands before she had her meal, that's why she vomitted."
d) "Because you don't eat so many things, then mei-mei will grow bigger than you and beat you."
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And many 'becauses' from the liar mummy.
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